Captain’s Log – 2/28
Awkward Essentials sent this email to their subscribers on February 28, 2024.Hi friends!\xa0
Welcome to the Captain’s Log! If it’s your first time, this is where I share personal, insider founder musings aboard the AE pirate ship…which is exactly what it feels like over here.
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Sometimes I get emails back from you that start with “I know I’m not your target audience because I’m not young but…(and then it’s usually something nice <3).” STOP THAT. Are you a cool person most likely having sex? Then you 100% are our target audience. It does not matter how old you are, where you are, or whether the TikTok algorithm gets you or not (it doesn’t get me). If you told us you were 80 and having the best sex of your life, our whole team would feel nothing but immense pride and honestly would love your advice!
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Here’s a reminder that we love and appreciate you no matter who you are. We hope you are having amazing sex with a partner you’re into, comfy poops, and encountering clean public restrooms. Happy belated Valentine’s Day :)\xa0
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I know this email is a bit different than most, but my hope is to give you some insider, honest insight and a different flavor of AE. Feel free to hit reply, I would love love to hear and learn from you. Thanks for being with us!
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- Frances
Captain Awkward\xa0
Captain Awkward\xa0
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