We have entered the month of March and only just received our first 2024 sighting of Kate Middleton. That is not fucking normal. Girlie went in for a “routine” surgery in January, and all the Palace will say is that it was “successful”… okay, that doesn’t give us much, but sure. Kate is supposed to be off work until Easter and now June, and I love that for her, like go watch the shit out of\xa0The Crown, we know you want to. But not working doesn’t mean not being seen.The first glimpse we got of Kate warrants our attention, so let’s dissect the shit out of it. |
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An In-Depth Examination Of *That* Kate Middleton Car Pic (‘Cause TBH, I’m Not Buying It) |
It’s a gift, it’s a curse, and it’s time to apply these hard-earned sleuthing skills to more than my CV. Kate needs me, I know that much, and I will not let her down. Ignoring the advice of another princess to “Let it Go,” I am going to buckle down and get to the bottom of this mystery, theMystery of the Car Photo, as it shall henceforth be known. |
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Who's The Billionaire Whose Wedding Brought Rihanna Out Of Retirement? |
If you opened up TikTok this weekend to see a postpartum Rihanna performing on an actual stage, no need to rub your eyes or check your vision\xa0 — you’re seeing perfectly fine. That’s right,\xa0the\xa0Rihanna, who hasn’t hit a stage to fully perform since 2016 (besides the literal\xa0Super Bowl, performed over 17 songs in India. Why? For the viewing pleasure of the world’s richest guest list at the pre-wedding event of Radhika Merchant and Anant Ambani. And if you’re not South Asian or someone who’s really in tune with the world’s\xa0billionaires, to put it in simple terms: Anant Ambani is the\xa0son of Mukesh Ambani\xa0— the richest person in all of Asia.\xa0\xa0\xa0 \xa0 But if you’ve gone from rubbing your eyes to scratching your head, don’t worry. Here’s a full\xa0explainer on the billionaire Indian wedding.\xa0 |
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A Black Card You Can *Actually* Afford In partnership withPlanet Fitness |
As if motivating yourself to go to the gym wasn’t hard enough, so many of them have wild fees and perks that you can only access if you hand over the password to your old Facebook account. (I’d pay *not* to have my college pictures out there, please!) That’s whyPlanet Fitness’ PF Black Card®membershipis the only one worth signing up for, IMO. This membership actually allows you to access the perks your gym offers, including bringing a guest for free any time and the ability to access the Black Card Spa®. (HydroMassage™, massage chairs, and more anyone?) And that’s not just at your home gym — this card gives you access to over 2,500+ Planet Fitness locations world wide. Join now for just \\$1 down and \\$24.99 a month. But act fast — this deal ends on March 15.So what are you waiting for?\xa0 |
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The Loser Core Trend Is A Personal Attack On My Middle School Wardrobe |
TikTok has done it again. They have\xa0dug through millennials’ closets\xa0and are determined to haunt us with our\xa0outfit mistakes. This time, they have come for the early aughts emos (aka closeted bisexuals) in a\xa0new outfit aesthetic dubbed “loser core.” If the name didn’t hurt enough, the accuracy only digs the knife in further. From oversized black zip-up hoodies to y2k baggy pants, there is no escaping the truth:\xa0middle school me needed loser core. \xa0 Is this relatable AF? Get in, loser, we’re\xa0romanticizing our own unpopularity\xa0with these looks. |
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Lazy Girl Haircuts With Zero Maintenance So You Can Hit Snooze Again |
I grew up the youngest of four girls who were all\xa0very\xa0much into their looks and knew how to contour by the age of 15. But for some reason, I couldn’t ever pinpoint, I just never learned how to do\xa0anything\xa0with my hair. And I mean\xa0anything.\xa0 \xa0 And if you’re like me, one of the best things you can do is get a\xa0lazy girl haircut that requires zero maintenance. Then you can wake up, run a brush through your hair, and be on your way. And don’t worry —there are no bangs on this list.\xa0 |
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Best Books Of 2024 For Every Type Of Reader (Even The Annoying Ones) \xa0 |
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