VPR is back, baby!!!! Since Scandoval, there’s been one question on every Bravo fan’s mind: What could possibly follow last season’s world-shifting event that could hit even half as hard? Our favorite former SURvers rallied around Ariana when they were last all together at the reunion, but would that hold up now that Miss Leviss pulled herself out of the equation and Sandoval busied himself by getting bloody noses while filming a show in New Zealand? The answer isn’t yes, but it isn’t exactly no, either. Let’s discuss, because we’ve got all the\xa0Vanderpump\xa0content you need. |
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This Isn't The Lala We Want, But Is It The Lala We Deserve? |
If there’s one thing Lauryn Kent is going to do, it’s give us Lala — and we got enough Lala on the\xa0Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere to fill a modern farm home in Valley Village. \xa0 A solid Bravo premiere episode gives viewers a taste of what’s to come, who’s leaning which way and which relationships are most poised to shift, and\xa0the first episode of\xa0Vanderpump Rules\xa0season 11 did exactly that.\xa0The biggest shift is coming from Lala’s direction,who we see questioning the\xa0intentions of Ariana’s new boyfriend, Dan, in her first scene of the season. After opening up to her mother (who lives with her now, BTW) about her ongoing custody battle with R*ndall Emm*tt, she calls the speed of Ariana’s new romance “weird.” Will anyone other than her mom agree with her on that? TBD. (whispers: probably not.) |
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Ariana Madix Is Most Likely To Reference Britney Spears In Any Situation |
Ariana Madix\xa0is the name on everybody’s lips. She’s found herself on the top of her game after her boyfriend of nine years cheated on her with her best friend — whereas most people find themselves in a deep hole of therapy debt and Chinese takeout containers. Third place onDancing with the Stars! A SOLO cocktail book! Starring as\xa0Roxie Hart in Chicago! A new supportive boyfriend! Hi lemons, meet lemonade. \xa0 Naturally, the Betches office was more alive than ever anticipating Ariana’s arrival. We were literally cackling over her cocktail book, with drink names like Snake in the Grass, Tears on Your Grave, Crocodile Tears, and Dead Weight. It’s iconic. As a forever fan ofVanderpump Rules, meeting Ariana IRL is like meeting an old friend face-to-face for the first time in years. She’s exactly who she is on the show: warm, bubbly, yet sarcastic and fierce. It’s an intoxicating combo fit for our\xa0Hall of Betches. As Ariana herself once said, “I’m smarter than you. I’m prettier than you. Get the fuck over it.” |
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LEAKED: Text Chain Between Ariana And Sandoval's Assistant |
When relationships end, there are things left in the no man’s land between the separated pair. Usually it’s mutual friends, favorite restaurants, a crusty little white dog, but for famous people, it’s their assistants.\xa0Vanderpump Rules\xa0stars\xa0Ariana Madix\xa0and\xa0Tom Sandoval are still recovering from the wreckage of Scandoval (once a Worm With a Mustache, always one), and yet they are lucky enough to still be sharing the home they own. Yep, roomies with your ex, another example of rich people living the dream. \xa0 To make this all bearable/even more awkward, their only form of communication is through Tom’s assistant. IDK what Ariana’s assistant is up to; they get a break from this mess, I guess.\xa0 \xa0 As we saw in the first episode of the new season, they are primarily using this poor, underpaid woman as a source of communication. So all the petty, ridiculous shit you usually text your ex gets to go through this frazzled assistant. But don’t worry my betchy friends,we got those leaked texts, so you can relish in this behind-the-scenes content of the latest episode. |
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Sandoval Blocked Summer Moon And The Internet Lost It |
Tom Sandoval is a massive loser for blocking Summer Moon. During\xa0the season\xa011 premiere of\xa0Vanderpump Rules, Scheana revealed that Tom not only blocked her, but blocked her 2-year-old daughter\xa0Summer Moon on Instagram. Easily the funniest thing he has ever done. The\xa0visual of Sandoval\xa0sitting on his phone pressing the “block” button on his Instagram while looking at a photo of adorable, pig-tailed Summer Moon is sending me straight from Valley Village to outer space. \xa0 Sandoval wasn’t even in the premiere (because he was busy being carried by\xa0Jojo Siwa up a mountain in New Zealand, lmao) and yet this was the highlight for the episode me, and basically everyone online. The internet demands justice for Summer Moon!We did the hard work for you and made a round up of the best tweets. Enjoy!\xa0 |
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How did we make it through one full month of the new year?! We’re shocked too. Guess what, betch? Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. We know… we know, there’s just not enough time! Seasonal depression is in full swing, so single or not, we want comfort on this holiday– comfort food that is. So thank God for White Castle. We’re playing a little game with our partner, “Valentine’s Day or Stay”: aka whether you decide tobrave the cold and reserve a spot at White Castle IRLor snuggle up inside, White Castle has you covered this V-Day. Indulge now.\xa0 |
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I Can't Stop Thinking About The Cinnamon Pen Ariana Used In The 'VPR' Season Premiere |
Image: Nicole Weingart/Bravo |
While I know there are a ton of reality shows to get excited about right now, I honestly feel like yesterday was every Bravo fan’s Super Bowl — especially given all the drama that was served on a silver plater during season 10.\xa0VPR\xa0is finally back on the air and I knowww we all watched last night’s\xa0Vanderpump Rules\xa0season 11 premiere. Something I noticed during the first ep? How fucking quickly I wanted to shop after watching the show. \xa0 While I can admit I’m the queen of being influenced, I will say that some of the products featured on the show are, like, actually fun and practical? Likethe\xa0Amazon Alexander Wang bag dupe\xa0that Lala and Scheana both have— it’s giving luxe but on a budget.Or the\xa0cinnamon pen Ariana used for her lattein the first five min of the episode??? If you’re going to be glued to your TV (like me) week after week, click below for everything you can buy from season 11 (so far) ofVanderpump Rules. |
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