I admit it: I want to bone Jason Kelce

Okay, I can’t be the only one. Every outlet is like TRAVIS THIS, TRAVIS THAT, but the only Kelce I want to *touchdown* in my bed is Jason. Taylor Swift can have her fairytale ending if it means I can get drunk in a football suite with my sexy J. The internet is obsessing over Jason Kelce and TBH, I don’t blame them. Below you can read our full tribute/horny essay thirsting over Twitter/X’s favorite man. And I guess some other fun stuff trending this week. I apologize in advance, Kylie Kelce!!!!

BIG SPORTS GAL

Jason Is The Only Kelce I Want To Touchdown... In My Bed

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What I’m saying is,\xa0Taylor Swift can keep Travis because Jason is the only Kelce for me. I don’t want a post-game kiss for the cameras. I want a man who will throw me onto a bed. I don’t want friendship bracelets. I want drinking competitions in a bar.

MEET US ON THE RED CARPET

Everything You Need To Know About The 'Sleeping Beauties' Met Gala 2024

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It’s almost that beautiful time of the year when we collectively enter our\xa0Blair Waldorf era\xa0and obsess over the Met steps. As a beauty who loves nothing more than sleep, I am obviously very excited about the upcoming\xa0Met Gala theme, “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion.”

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For some reason, I’ve yet to receive my invitation in the mail… I’ll be checking in with Anna Wintour about that soon. There are just a few months to mentally and emotionally prepare for this extravagant evening on the first Monday of May, solet’s get you all caught up.\xa0

REALITY CHECK

'Love Is Blind' Has Me Whipping Out My Credit Card Faster Than Matthew Exiting A Pod

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Feels like a bold (and genius) move to premiere\xa0Love Is Blind\xa0season 6\xa0on Valentine’s Day but TBH, I’m 100% here for it. Whether you’re celebrating with your S/O or binging the entire season on your own it’s a great reason to sit on the couch with a\xa0pink pod blanket\xa0and finish entire box of chocolates while lamenting about someone else’s life instead of your own.

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So, if you’re going to spend the next week binging the show like me,you might want to take a few notes on where to buy all the trendy and cute shit on\xa0Love is Blind.

REQUIRED READING

Why I'm Saying Fuck No To Situationships In 2024

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Dictionary.com\xa0defines a “situationship” as “a relationship that is more than friendship but less than a committed relationship.” Do you know how this betch\xa0defines a situationship?A waste of your fucking time.\xa0

BETCHES LOVE A SALE

Uh, Walmart Is Giving You \\$200 Off An Apple Watch (Plus Some More Amazing Discounts!!)

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Listen, I’m not going to sugarcoat it — buying shit full-price in this economy can feel worse than a root canal (even though both are sometimes necessary). So, when I remembered that this weekend was President’s Day not only was I excited to bed rot all day Monday on my day off but also shop\xa0Walmart’s President’s Day Sale. What are most excited about shopping during the sale?\xa0

• 44% off the cordless Dyson you’ll inevitably need for spring cleaning\xa0\xa0
• 77% off (!!!!) this highly-rated 3-piece luggage set
• 65% off this chic cookware set (be honest, you need new pans)

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