Is it just me, or does it feel like we have a “once in a lifetime” eclipse happening every couple of years? Yet, somehow,\xa0this\xa0total eclipse is different from the 2017 eclipse. NASA says it’s a wider (path), longer (amount of time), and more heightened experience. And, if you’re lucky, there could even be a chance to see a “coronal mass ejection” – a large eruption of solar material – during the eclipse. Damn, get a room, NASA! What are we doing during the day of the eclipse?Compiling all of our favorite tweets about it — duh.\xa0 |
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Funniest Tweets About The Solar Eclipse If You Have Zero Intentions Of Going Outside |
Besides being cool to look at (with proper eyewear!!!!),\xa0astrologists are saying the eclipse will bring big change. But I’m sure that one friend who joined a coven before it was cool already told you that. If you live along the path of totality, you will see the moon completely block the sun — good for you! If you don’t, you can join the rest of us online as we make\xa0funny tweets and memes about the eclipse\xa0to make us feel superior. |
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Mercury Is In Retrograde, Earthquakes Are In NJ, And The Eclipse Is On Monday. I Asked An Astrologist To Coddle Me |
I was already mentally preparing for the eclipse today (aka frantically scrolling through astrology TikTok)when I felt the earthquakeon Friday. Sorry, let me be more specific, I felt the earthquakein New Jersey, where I live. That’s right, in the midst of a Mercury Retrograde in Aries and a total solar eclipse set to take place in a few days, the literal earth shook in New fucking Jersey of all places. While I could go on a tangent on how I live in Jersey to avoid shit like this, that’s beside the point. After I stared at my shaking chandelier long enough to realize what was happening I too, was shook. \xa0 After calling my family and texting the group chats making sure everyone was okay, I immediately messaged my go-to astrologist\xa0Lisa Stardust\xa0who not only\xa0felt the earthquake happen in New York\xa0where she was, but alsobroke down how it might be tied to the eclipse and what that means for all of us.\xa0 |
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Does My Dog Need Sunglasses Or Will She Be OK During The Solar Eclipse? |
Everyone loves to rant and rave that their pet has cured their anxiety. I’m happy for those people, it must be nice. However, my dog, who I love more than life itself, causes about 80% of the stressors in my life. Why is her left eye squinting more than her right? Is she limping or is that just her walk? I feel like she’s sleeping too much today. She’s not as thirsty today as she was yesterday. Does she even love me? Does she know I’d take a bullet for her? These questions keep me up at night. Today, on April 8, there’s only one question that’s plaguing me regarding my dog’s wellbeing:\xa0Are pets ok during the solar eclipse?\xa0Naturally, as a neurotic pet owner does,I’ve done my research on the topic. |
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