I Made The Necessary Edits To ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ |
Blondie temporarily lost her mind, thought the ever-controversial\xa0Matty Healy\xa0was The One, and then got pissed at us for pointing out that\xa0he made a racist joke about her new bestie, Ice Spice. That’s already a rocky foundation for a\xa0double\xa0album if we’re being totally honest. While fans are grateful for 31 new songs, there’s a reason why some tracks usually get left in the “vault”; they might be rough drafts or simply not as strong as others. As a Gen Z, a Taylor fan, a relatively good person, and a musical prodigy,\xa0I feel confident in my\xa0TTPD\xa0edits. I did my very best to step into Taylor’s stilettos and channel her truths. Call me to discuss these further, Tree. |
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This Bride Scammed Her Bridesmaids out of 7K And That's Only The Half Of It |
After icon, legend, and\xa0the moment\xa0Reesa Teesa spilled her Netflix-worthy tea in 52 parts, I didn’t think this app could get any better, but I gleefully stand corrected.\xa0Bridesmaid Juliet Pepperwood took to TikTok (and Instagram) to tell the wildest bachelorette story ever\xa0told.\xa0New Girl\xa0stans will quickly recognize\xa0that her handle is an anonymous moniker because this gossip is so juicy that Juliet had to keep the real names out of it for privacy and legal reasons. This true story focuses on Juliet’s sister-in-law, an unhinged Bridezilla, and involves plastic surgery, allegedly stolen earrings, an even more alleged illicit affair, and a jilted groom. Yeah… it’s\xa0that\xa0kind of wild. Let’s unpack\xa0the “Bride Made a Profit on Bachelorette (SIL Drama)” saga. |
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Obviously, We Dug Up Everything The 'NYC Prep' Cast Is Up To Today |
Layer up those camisoles and throw on your shutter shades because, for a precious few minutes, we’re about to\xa0feel like it’s 2009 again. The Bravo Gods have delivered\xa0NYC Prep\xa0back into our lives on Peacock\xa0and I’m obsessed with/frightened by the Upper East Side terrors all over again. The cast was filled with bitchy little teens with allowances bigger than most adults’ disposable income. From hundreds of miles away I, along with many delusional high schoolers, dreamed of transferring to an elite private school in New York City, hoping to become one of the cool kids. About 15 years later, middle school is out of session, but the\xa0NYC Prep\xa0cast is still as chic and rich as they were in their Bravo days. There have been glam Vegas weddings, engagement rings the size of my head, and babies born to Instagram chefs. Here’s a\xa0thorough update on every\xa0NYC Prep\xa0alum\xa0we were once jealous of, from gossip boy PC to their real-life Spencer Hastings, Camille. |
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An Investigation Of Taylor's Post-'Tortured Poets Department' Eras Tour Setlist |
During Taylor Swift’s two-month break from the\xa0Eras\xa0Tour, she released 31 new songs instead of going on vacation like a normal celebrity. Slight problem here: Blondie’s setlist is already three hours and 15 minutes\xa0sans\xa0The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology, a two-hour album. And surely, Swifties who spent their life savings on tickets don’t want any songs to be cut from the show. \xa0 Mind you, I think the record-breaking pop queen will select just a few standouts from the double album to play live. She’s slated to go back on tour in May, starting with a Paris show. Although we don’t have confirmation of an updated setlist yet, I, an educated Swifties, have my own theories. Here are my thoughts on\xa0which\xa0TTPD\xa0songs Taylor will add to her\xa0Eras\xa0Tour\xa0set. |
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