Who should Maria date after ‘The Bachelor’?

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When Jax and Brittany bullied their way back onto my TV screen, I knew there’d be drama. What I did not expect was forbasically all of the other couples on\xa0The Valley\xa0have just as much relationship drama\xa0(silly me).

DOWN IN THE VALLEY

The ValleyIs Already A Messy Place For Couples

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Like, if love is in the air, these people must be operating off of a different air supply because if these first two episodes are any indication these relationships are meeeeessssyyy (and it’s only bound to get a whole messier).Let’s dive deep into the relationship status of each of these couples.

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These Are The Men I Want Maria To Date AfterThe Bachelor

Unfortunately,\xa0The Bachelor\xa0finale confirmed that I won’t see the 29-year-old executive assistant from Ontario sought over by 30+ men. So, I’m using my delulu matchmaking skills to find the perfect man for Maria. These are\xa0the men I want Maria to date.

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Don't Be Gross! Here's How Often You Should Wash Your Dirty Ass Jeans

Okay, it’s honesty time.\xa0When was the last time you washed your jeans? Don’t give me the answer you\xa0think\xa0I want to hear; tell me the truth. Because if you can’t even remember the last time you washed them, you’re not alone.\xa0

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But before you think you’re off the hook entirely, this doesn’t mean you can just skip the wash for as long as possible.\xa0How often you should wash your jeans\xa0has a lot to do with the microbial organisms that transfer from your skin to the inside of\xa0your favorite pair of jeans\xa0when you wear them.

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Why This Season Of 'RHOP' Is A Cautionary Tale

Everyone has a flop era, but not everyone has to live it out on national television. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what happened with season eight of\xa0The Real Housewives of Potomac\xa0and now some of the show’s top Wives are paying the price. Get your triangles of sadness ready — after six seasons of (mostly) hilarious shade,\xa0Candiace Dillard announced she is exiting RHOP. The streets are saying O.G. green-eyed bandit\xa0Robyn Dixon has also gotten the axe. With fans underwhelmed by the lack of comradery and overstimulated by the God-tier grudge-holding that kept the women from filming together, it’s not hard to imagine why Candiace and Robyn were booted and why more heads are likely set to roll.\xa0

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So what exactly happened to warrant such a huge casting shake-up of the former fan-favorite,\xa0and exactly who has been fired from Real Housewives of Potomac?I’ve done a little investigating to hopefully save future icons from suffering the same fate.

LET'S GET TF OUT OF HERE

Jackson Hole Is The New Aspen (But Please Don't Ruin It)

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If Aspen has become so overexposed that its venues are easily recognizable in the momentary backdrop of an Instagram story, Jackson Hole is its half-sister who prefers to maintain a private account.A self-proclaimed quiet luxury expert on TikTok might say that Aspen is where money talks and Jackson is where wealth whispers.\xa0

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