Southern, Fried: BOGO beauty on Southern Draw AJ Fernandez!Punchline:
buy 10get 10 free.... save upwards of 70% off!
Caveat: You've seen enough of our act to know there's very little editorial oversight on these deal writeups. And today we're letting it fly, once again, even more loosely. One of the interns wrote this up on his own, no wires. Much like Carlos Danger, Pierre Delecto, and Ron Mexico, he's got a nom de guerre: Sammy Samplers. The lad's an enigma - one part cigar lunatic who smokes about 90 a day, another part regular joe who talks sports nonstop and pounds Coors Lights, and a dusting of hipster who makes pour-over coffee and likes cats. That said, I hope you can handle his full attention.....
Sammy's writeup:YOOO! Sammy Samplers here! I got a SWWEEETT deal for y’all. Just so it doesn't get too far below the fold the bottom line is it's a massive BOGO deal on Southern Draw. Up to 65% off! Here's the story. Southern Draw is made by AJ Fernandez for Robert and Sharon Holt. Robert's a solid guy I'm told, and a military vet straight outta Texas. Hooah! Texas Forever! Now let's get to the good part! I cooked up for you great folks a BOGO.... buy one get one. Pick which Southern Draw you want and get 10 more sticks free on top. Southern Draw cigars are rock solid. From Rose of Sharon to Quickdraw to Kudzu Oscuro to Jacobs Ladder, Manzanita and more. The 10 free are AJ-made Southern Draw 300 Hands Connecticut. But the deal's better than a BOGO really because even without the free sticks, it's already 45% off out of the gate and THEN you get the freebie too. So the math is more like 55% off and some of them up to 65% off. My Blutarski college record notwithstanding did you see how I nailed the math there? But back to the deal, hot dang! The price is nutz if you ask me. And it gets even sweeter because Robert and his wife Sharon give 25% of the profits from all 300 Hands sales to their charity project. "300 Hands" is a reference to the cigar industry rule of thumb that, given all the manual and craft work taking it from seed to smoke, 300 sets of hands touch a cigar along the way to the finished product. Thus their righteous mission is to provide financial assistance to needy individuals in and around Esteli, Nicaragua. So you gotta love this deal, I do! A strong boutique brand, the top factory in the land, great blends, enormous discount, and good works to boot. Lets send this deal to the Moon!
