An Ode to Hollywood’s Best Chris

Yesterday afternoon, the Esquire staff spent a good couple of hours heatedly debating the correct order of Best Hollywood Chrises. Is Evans better than Pine? Is Hemsworth better than Pratt? Are Chris Nolan and Chris Messina allowed to be considered part of the Chrises? Honestly, none of that matters to me. My ranking (which is the correct one, by the way!) has always and will always rank Chris Pine as the Best Chris. I mean, just look at the guy last week, with his endearingly wacky outfit and frizzy hair. How could you not love him?

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