How I Use the Internet, According to Nineties Action Movies Plus: a new cartoon from Christopher Weyant. The New Yorker sent this email to their subscribers on April 16, 2024. Plus: a new cartoon from Christopher Weyant.View in your browser|Update your preferences\u200a\xa0Today’s cartoon, by Christopher Weyant:“First, Goldilocks said the interest rates were too high. Then, Goldilocks said they were too low. Then, in agreement with the Federal Reserve Board, she finally said they were just right.”Open in browser to share this cartoon »Buy a print »\u200aMore in HumorHow I Use the Internet, According to Nineties Action MoviesI pull up a digitized photo on the screen. Leaning in, I drag a bright-green box around a detail in the image, type rapidly for a full fifteen seconds, and then softly say, “Enhance.”By\xa0James FoltaThe Summer Wardrobe ComethThe dress that’s so long you drag half of all nature behind you.By\xa0Ruby ElliotHoly Bible Suggested Reading-Group QuestionsJohn the Baptist famously lived near the River Jordan. Do you find it difficult to separate your work and home lives?By Simon Webster\u200aThis Week’s Caption ContestSubmit a caption.Play to win.You be the judge.Help us pick three finalists by rating submissions.The final three.Help select the winning caption.\xa0The winner.See who won (finally).\u200aOne More from the Cartoon Archives . . .See cartoons for purchase in our store »\u200aName DropName DropName Drop,The New Yorker’sTrivia GamePlay a quiz from our archive: Can you guess the identity of a notable person—contemporary or historical—in six clues?\u200aMore from The New YorkerDept. of MedicineHow to Die in Good HealthThe average American celebrates just one healthy birthday after the age of sixty-five. Peter Attia argues that it doesn’t have to be this way.By Dhruv KhullarPhoto BoothThe Unseen Sides of Francesca WoodmanA new show at the Gagosian Gallery showcases the photographer’s tragically abbreviated career, including a never-before-exhibited masterpiece.By Chris WileyNews DeskThe Fate of Israel’s Hostages After Iran’s Rocket AttackAs Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu oversees an increasingly fraught regional confrontation, the families of Hamas captives work to free their loved ones.By Ruth MargalitPage-TurnerWhen Preachers Were Rock StarsA classicNew Yorkeraccount of the Henry Ward Beecher adultery trial recalls a time in America that seems both incomprehensible and familiar.By Louis MenandYou’re receiving this e-mail because you signed up for Daily Humor fromThe New Yorker. Was this e-mail forwarded to you?Sign up.\xa0Manage your preferences|View our privacy policy|Unsubscribe\xa0Send feedback|Share e-mail\xa0Copyright © Condé Nast 2024. One World Trade Center, New York, NY 10007. All rights reserved.