I realize that not voting for a convicted criminal should not get you a cookie in an advanced democratic republic, but these are the parameters Haley has chosen. It's another attempt to middle the issue of the Republican frontrunner—demonstrate your performative independence, but throw the MAGA hordes a well-gnawed bone by setting their god-emperor free to roam the country stroking their g-spots and selling them overpriced, ugly-ass footwear. Reality, however, bellows at us that a) such a move will not gull the rubes into supporting a President Haley, let alone a candidate Haley, and b) that, once freed, El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago is better than even money to tour the country beating the everlasting aspirations out of a Haley Administration. |
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Whether you run hot or cold, these are the brands to invest in. |
| The Oscar-winning actor opens up about working with Larry David on the final season ofCurb Your Enthusiasm—which was exactly as batshit of an experience as you'd think. |
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The institution of marriage isn’t doing so hot. In the United States, fewer Americans are getting married than ever before, while many are getting married later in life, if at all. What’s to be done about it? According to journalist Lyz Lenz, blow it all up and start over. InThis American Ex-Wife, a blistering memoir-meets-manifesto about the fraught gender politics of marriage and divorce, Lenz details how the end of her marriage became the beginning of her life. Raised religious and married at a young age, Lenz walked away from an unsatisfying partnership to rebuild her life on her own terms, only to discover that happiness, liberation, and freedom lay on the other side. “I believed that I would be a sad sack single mom, like you see in all the movies, but when I got to the other side, I realized, ‘This is actually great,’” Lenz tells Esquire. |
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You deserve better than those TV built-in speakers. |
| Let's just be honest with each other here. |
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Following Sunday night's finale ofTrue Detective: Night Country, I still have some (read: a million) questions. Were there truly spirits haunting the Alaskan tundra? What really happened to Navarro? Can the dead really reappear to the citizens of Ennis and guide them? And will we ever get to see what Liz Danvers's Tinder profile looked like? I'm sorry to say this, reader, but we’ll never have all the answers we are looking for. (That said, it didn't stop us from trying to find them.) But if you're looking for more movies and TV shows that’ll give you another thrilling detective mystery, we can definitely help you there. Whether you lovedNight Country's supernatural flair, its eco-horror, the murder mystery at the center of it all, or simply a damn good Jodie Foster performance, we have plenty of viewing recommendations to keep the investigation going. |
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