Newobsession,unlocked.\xa0Without TikTok, where else would we encounter some of the most ridiculous scams the internet has to offer and be able to take down the culprit in their comments until they admit defeat? Uncovering TikTok grifts and roasting the grifters in real-time is basically true crime fulfillment for the chronically online. Some of us much prefer dunking on delusional Hollywood directors than drooling over serial killers. It’s all of the drama without any of the murder victim trauma! |
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Are TikTok Grifts Just True Crime For The Chronically Online? Let's Investigate |
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TikTok is the Wild West of the internet, where girls voluntarily offer humiliating dating stories completely unprovoked, influencers push insanely priced designer items they got for free, and tradwives\xa0share five-hour homemade peanut butter and jelly recipes\xa0— all on the same platform. I don’t think the United States government understands just how much we as a nation depend on this app for serotonin. Still, I will need a suitable buyer to step in and\xa0save TikTok from the banbefore we all suffer irreparable consequences.\xa0Here are some of\xa0the juiciest grifts exposed on TikTok\xa0that make you feel like a\xa0New York Times\xa0investigative journalist just by scrolling. |
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Nia Sioux's Reason For Skipping The 'Dance Moms' Reunion Is Valid But I'm Still Sad |
We’ve finally arrived at May 1, a glorious, glorious holiday. I hope you’re ready to take a little trip to the Abby Lee Dance Company in the 2010s because\xa0Dance Moms: The Reunion\xa0premieres on Lifetime today\xa0at 8 p.m. ET/PT. To get in the right headspace, I’ll be doing the “Karma” dance all day and invite you to do the same. It’s not that hard, but you gotta give it your all. Icons JoJo Siwa, Brooke Hyland, Chloe Lukasiak, Paige Hyland, Kendall Vertes and Kalani Hilliker will all be at the reunion, and\xa0they’re about to spill gallons of boiling Abby Lee Miller tea. I can’t fucking wait. \xa0 However, a few stars of the Lifetime reality show\xa0noticeably declined the reunion invitation: Maddie Ziegler, Mackenzie Ziegler, and Nia Sioux. The Ziegler sisters chose not to participate for the sake of their mental health, according to their mother, Melissa Gisoni. Very fair. But\xa0why didn’t Nia make it to the\xa0Dance Moms\xa0reunion? Same reason? Conflicts? I was feeling upset, so I multitasked and conducted a Nia investigation while grooving to “Karma.” |
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YOUR SUMMER PLANS HANDLED |
We're Sending One Lucky Winner And Their Bestie To Bonnaroo |
Summer is just around the corner,\xa0meaning it’s time to make some core memories. We know that spending money on a music festival in this economy actually sounds insane. That’s why we want you and your +1 to have the time of your lives at the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival from June 13th to 16th in Manchester, Tennessee. \xa0 Enter today to wintwo Four-Day General Admission (GA) Tickets, \\$1K to cover travel and accommodations, two lifetime memberships to the\xa0Journo Travel App, plus a \\$250 VISA gift card. The GA tickets will give you access to all four days of the festival, featuring 150+ performances on 10+ stages.\xa0 \xa0 A weekend with Megan Thee Stallion, Reneé Rapp, and so many more incredible artists awaits.What are you waiting for? Enter now.\xa0 |
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The Craziest Met Gala Looks Of All Time |
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Cartoon "Hear Me Outs" That Got Me Through Puberty |
Sometime between childhood and adulthood, the “cooties” we usually associate with early adolescent crushes turn into butterflies. For some, the realization comes from that kid at recess you used to roll your eyes at and suddenly can’t breathe around. But for others, it’s that cartoon character you just love watching a\xa0little\xa0too much. Don’t pretend you’re better than me,\xa0we\xa0all\xa0had a cartoon sexual awakening\xa0— even if you’re trying to act like you didn’t. |
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